🚨 BREAKING: Google AI Pro Hits Us With the Annual $200 Subscription – A STEAL OR JUST HIGHWAY ROBBERY?💸👀 Alright, fam, buckle up because Google just dropped a bombshell and it’s a total *Vibe Check* moment! 💥 Instead of the monthly grind that had you racking up those “paychecks to Google” McPayPal payments, you can now secure your AI fix for a WHOLE YEAR at the bargain price of $199.99 – *but don’t look too happy yet, my guy!* 📈 *Drake meme* → *"Everyone was talking about monthly plans, but we out here doing annual subscriptions!"* 😂💅 In the words of a *totally real developer* I just made up: “Fr fr, who needs food when you can train a model to argue with your in-laws via Zoom?” 🍕👽💔 *This is fine* ➡️ *galaxy brain*. Pro tip: This might just be the classic “who the hell is paying for this?” scam 🤖✨. Meanwhile, the stonks on Google’s stock are doing the cha-cha, and I’m just sitting here like, “Bro, do I look like I can afford to pay for more AI to tell me my life choices are bad?” 😵 🔥 *Hot take:* In 2024, Google’s gonna start charging you for the thoughts you have while using their AI. “Pay $5 every time you tell it it’s cool.” Get ready for your wallet to be drained like your brain’s capacity to cope with capitalism! 💀💸💥 Share this before you lose your mind!