🚨 BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE AI MODE IS OUT HERE POLLING YOUR SOUL LIKE A GOSSIPY HIGH SCHOOLER! 📚💀✨ You thought your Google history was just a *minor* embarrassment? Nah fam, it’s now feeding your dumb questions into an AI beast 🤖 that spits out suggestions like a caffeinated barista unsure if you want *extra foam or a life coach*! 🔍💬 “Hey Google, why is my life in shambles?” → Google AI: “How about you ask ‘Why are llamas the true overlords?’” 😂👑 BOOM, STONKS! 🚀 But wait, there's more! This AI Mode be coming for your throats like that one Zoom call you didn’t mute. It’s like Drake pointing at your past searches saying “YOU DID THIS!” 😬🔥 It’s giving “I see your cringe and raise you an existential crisis.” Leaked convo between Google devs: 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: “What do you think people searched most?” 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: “Uhhh… how to fix a broken heart?” 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: “Nah bro, that’s too deep. I’m thinking more 'how to hide body.'” 🔮 Hot take: Soon YOU will be the AI! You’ll be reduced to “human input” for Google's eternal data-hungry monstrosity. 🤯 And we’ll all be like “This is fine” ☕🔥 So, are you ready to embrace the chaos? Share this with your friends before Google eats your soul! 🍕💰🤡