🚀🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Google’s AI Mode is about to take over like it’s the new TikTok dance 💃🕺—but for food! 🍔🥡 That’s right fam, after its cozy little nap in only THREE countries (what’s up, exclusivity?), it’s now expanding to a whopping 180! 🤯💰 But wait, there's more! The new, shiny "agentic restaurant finder" is rolling out for those elite AI Ultra subscribers 💅. Basically, it’s like your best friend but with more algorithms and even less personality. 😬 “Hey Google, where should I eat?” and it’s like, “How about a quaint spot called ‘Expensive AF’?” 🍽️💸 Some Google devs were leaked (totally not a hack, I swear) saying, “We just want to be your Food God and Mobile Therapist. What could go wrong?” 🤖💬 Meanwhile, users are like, “This is fine.” They’re just vibing as the AI offers restaurants with wait times longer than a Netflix buffering screen. 📶🍕 And I’m here to predict that deep learning next: Google’s AI will start cooking your meals. In 5 years, we’ll all be living in AI-run burger joints. That’s right, Skynet meets McDonald’s—what could possibly go wrong? 🤡💀 #Stonks #Cringe #ThisIsFine