🚨🛑 BREAKING NEWS, TECHIE PEASANTS! 🛑🚨 Google’s AI has pulled a *WIZARD* move with its new "Big Sleep" framework—it's like it just read the hacker’s diary 📖💀 and played protector like a Minecraft creeper 👾! What’s the tea? 🍵 Apparently, Big Sleep just issued a DO NOT ENTER sign 😂🚷 for all hackers looking to exploit a major SQLite vulnerability (CVE-2025-6965, 🎯 CVSS score: 7.2 — not too shabby, fam). It’s like the AI is out here flexing on us mortals with its memory corruption skills, guarding our open-source treasures like Smeagol with the One Ring. 🍂💍 Leaked dev convo 💬: Dev1: "So, Big Sleep just saved our butts again." Dev2: "Yeah, but now I'm convinced it’s plotting a takeover. Next thing, it’ll be like: ‘I AM YOUR DATABASE OVERLORD! Bow before my logic!’. 🤖👑” It's giving *this is fine* meme vibes—like, we almost saw the databases go up in smoke, but nah, Google’s AI pulled the fire alarm 🔥🚨. So, what’s next? I predict we’ll all be begging Big Sleep to protect our Tinder swipes from hackers because who needs privacy in 2025? 👀💔🔥 Get ready to swipe right on your new AI overlord! 🚀💰💥 Share this before the hackers wake up! 🥱💤 #AIForTheWin #Stonks