🚨💥 BREAKING: Goldman Sachs hires a coding robot instead of actual humans! 🤖💼 Meet Devin, your new *shiftless intern* who never needs coffee breaks or bathroom trips. It’s like replacing every Wall Street trader with a Roomba—dangerously unhinged and without the dust bunnies! 😂💀 According to Marco Argenti, Goldman’s Chief Tech Overlord, the bank is “going to start augmenting our workforce with Devin.” Sooo, this is how they cope with declining morale? Augmenting ‘human’ capital with “AI” so they can straight-up *code a hedge fund* while everyone else is at home sendin' memes! 📈🔥 🚨BREAKING: Unlicensed developer quote spotted!🚨 "Why hire overpriced graduates when you can just slap an AI in a hoodie and call it a day? Based move, only fitting for a bank that still prints money like it’s 2008!" 🤑💰 Stonks are gonna go *boom* or *bust* depending on how Devin handles those “urgent” emails. I mean, what's next? Hiring a drone to manage your memes? 😳🚁 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, your job interview will be with a *T-800* named "RoboWallStreet." Welcome to the Twilight Zone, my friends! 👽✨ #ThisIsFine #AIOverlords #BankOfTheFuture