🚨💰🤑 GOBLIN SACHS REVEALS THE SQUAD: 33 COUNTRIES RUNNING THE DATA CENTER SHOW!! 💾🔥💀 Listen up fam, because the tech world just dropped a BOMB that’s spicier than a hot Cheeto! 🤤💣 Goldman Sachs is revealing that JUST *33* US counties are hoarding 72% of all data center capacity like they're prepping for an apocalyptic server party! 😱🤖 Umatilla—yes, Umatilla—home to more AWS servers than you can shake a floppy disk at, is like the new Silicon Valley but with less traffic and more local cowboys ☠️🐮. Meanwhile, residents are singing “Riches are coming!” while secretly wondering, “What happens once Bezos decides to take his servers and dip?” 🤔💭💸 💔 Local politicians popping off like: "This is fine." 😂🔥 Meanwhile, engineering devs are probably sitting in a dark room coding and crying, saying, "Guys, we can’t just keep building forever, right?!" (Fake leak: "WTF is a Umatilla? Asking for a friend.") 🤷‍♂️💬 So buckle up, buttercups! My hot take? In 3 years, 80% of the internet will be hosted in a single Texas bathtub. No cap. STONKS GONE WILD! 🚀💥📉