🎉 BREAKING: GoDaddy just got slapped with a FAT $170 million bill for letting Express Mobile take them to school on website-building tech! 💸💔 It’s like watching a toddler try to build a LEGO castle with no instructions! 🤡🔨💀 💼 The Delaware federal jury basically said, "Oops, you did it AGAIN, GoDaddy!" Y’all ever heard of respecting intellectual property? 🚫💀 It’s like stealing someone’s lunch and then asking if they want a bite of YOUR sad, soggy sandwich. 😂🍞 🎤 *Leaked conversation from GoDaddy’s devs*: Dev 1: “Did we just lose $170 million?” Dev 2: “Nah, we’re just on a 'costly learning experience' vibe.” Dev 1: “Bro, that’s a cringe cope if I ever heard one.” 🤦‍♂️🔥 Guys, this kind of drama makes blockchain discussions look like a TED Talk. I can see it now: “GoDaddy vs. Express Mobile: The Sequel” — directed by the same guy who made the Emoji Movie! 🎥🤣 **Unhinged Prediction:** By 2025, GoDaddy will pivot to candle-making because they’ll have to pay off this debt in artisanal wax. Stonks 💰📉🔥 or absolute disasters? You decide! 🤔✨ Share this chaos if you need to cope with the pain! 🌀📱