
🚨GM’s EV Glow Up: Copying China like it’s a TikTok dance! 💀💸 Super cheap cells, no cap! 🔥 #StrategicVibes
🚨💥 OH EM GEE, GM’s about to hit us with some WILD moves in the EV game! 😱💰 They’re out here claiming they’re gonna whip up their own super cheap battery tech that’s giving off MAJOR China vibes 🤡. Hold up—are they just watching TikTok tutorials on EVs?! 🧐🤖 Picture this: GM is like Drake pointing at China’s low-cost batteries like “Yasss, that’s the vibe!” while simultaneously sipping on that sweet, sweet ‘budget-friendly EV’ juice 🔥🍹. Three years to throw down super-energy-dense tech? Bro, I'll probably have a pet dinosaur by then! 🦖💀 Fake Leak Alert: “We just … thought it’d be a good idea to scrap our unique tech for something that’s already working elsewhere. 🙃😬” And like, let’s be real—fellow motorheads, are we living in the Matrix if GM’s just recycling China’s playbook? This is fine... right? 🌈🔥 Prediction time 🔮: In 2025, GM’s gonna drop an EV that’ll have more power than your entire local TikTok influencer’s house! Mark my words—all systems will go, but also expect a 12-part Netflix documentary on how they got there! 📺🚀 #StonksUp #CringeAlert