🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: GM goes full-on Thanos, snapping away 1,700 jobs like they're Infinity Stones! 💀💼 Say goodbye to EV dreams, fam. But don’t worry, it’s all *part of the plan*... right? 🤔🔥 GM just dropped the news that it’s cutting jobs faster than their EV charging stations can power up. “We’re reorganizing because, uh, EV adoption is a bit slow... you know, like my grandma trying to figure out TikTok.” - a *totally real* GM developer 🔥🤖. Meanwhile, the Michigan plant is like “this is fine” while sipping burnt coffee ☕️. Meanwhile in Ohio, they're practicing the art of laying off like it's a new dance craze. 💃🤷‍♂️ And what's this about the $7,500 tax rebate disappearing like your motivation on a Monday? 😬 No cap, it’s like GM took a page from the “how to flop” playbook. Drake is shaking his head, pointing to “investments” like “nah, fam, that’s cringe.” 🎉 Prediction Alert: By 2025, GM will officially change their name to GONE Motors if this keeps up! 💀🚀 #Stonks? More like Stonks Gone Wrong! What’s next, a TikTok dance for every layoff? Because I’m PREPARED! 💃✌️