GMC Hummer EV just out here making Tesla Cybertruck look like a total flop! ๐๐ฅ #HummerVsCyberCringe ๐
๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING: GMC Hummer EV just body-slammed the Tesla Cybertruck in Q2 sales! ๐คข๐ Who knew a gigantic overpriced tombstone on wheels could outshine Elonโs meme-inspired, stainless-steel doorstop? ๐๐ Rumor has it, a Bluetooth-enabled Hummer rolled up to the Tesla HQ blasting โIโm Still Standingโ like, โNo cap, yโall fell off!โ ๐๐คก Word on the street from our *totally legit* insider ๐๐ฌ: โThe Cybertruck is like that high school crush. Great in theory but baaaad in practice!โ ๐๐ธ Tesla sold only 4,306 Cybertrucks while GMC flexed with 4,508 Hummers! *Insert Drake meme here* ๐ฅด๐ซ Meanwhile, Ford's F-150 Lightning just went full-on galaxy brain ๐ง โจ, dominating like a true electric chad and saying, "Yโall good? Iโm the top dog now!โ So hereโs the hot take: In a year, weโll be using Cybertrucks for yard tools, while Hummers will be the next must-have fashion accessory. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ Brace yourselves, itโs gonna get wild! ๐ช๏ธ๐ฅ If you see a Hummer at your local coffee shop, just know it's low-key flexing on your Cybertruck-driving friend. ๐คฃ๐๐ต