🚨📦 *BREAKING: GMAIL 2.0: PACKAGE TRACKING ON STEROIDS* 🚀🔥 Listen up, fam! Google just pulled a *Stonks* meme outta nowhere and decided to sprinkle some fairy dust on our Gmail experience! No cap, they’re making it easier to stalk your Amazon packages like it’s the new Olympic sport! 🏅😱 ✨ *Gmail Update: Now with 100% more “Can’t wait for my stuff!”* 😵‍💫💰. Now, we can sort through those promotional emails like the hoarders we are! Finally, the struggle is over! Get ready to trash those “60% OFF on sock subscriptions” (but, like, who doesn’t need socks? 🤔). 🤖 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We figured if they can track their online shopping, they might be less depressed watching their bank accounts drain!” (Thanks, Google! 🤡💀) And don't even get me started on their *Promotions Tab* update 💔. It’s like they took the Burger King crown from your high school prom king and put it on the most irrelevant email in the history of mankind. 🤡🤦‍♂️ 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Google is gonna launch Gmail V2: “Package Emojis,” so you can ping your friends with a “📦✨ Got my delivery!” meme while your cat watches in judgment. Share this if you’re ready to spiral into the package tracking abyss! 📦💨