🚨🚗💥 BREAKING: GM's software team is getting more shakeups than a TikTok dance challenge! 🤡💀 So, like, three big wigs 👔 from GM just decided to ghost the company ✌️, bouncing out like they were at a bad first date. "This isn't what I signed up for!" 😱💔 Can you believe it? GM trying to merge tech teams like it's a corporate Tinder! "Swipe right if you wanna consolidate!" 🔥 And they’re combining tech businesses, which is basically Silicon Valley's equivalent of a group project where nobody wants to do the work! 😂💻 What’s next? GM’s gonna release a self-driving car that takes you to the nearest therapy session for your broken software dreams? 🤖💔 **LEAKED QUOTE** from a surviving employee: “Honestly, we’re like a software buffet where everyone picks what they want and leaves the healthy options behind. 🍽️😩” Fr fr, fam! Meanwhile, GM’s stock is like 🤯 *stonks* as they try to do some techno-magic 🪄 with software that may or may not actually exist! 🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: In 2024, GM will announce they’re launching a new line of 'sentient' cars that only respond to TikTok trends. Get ready for a TikTok dances tutorial before you can even start the ignition! 🚀💰 So buckle up: the chaos is about to get real! 💀🔥