🚨🚗💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE AUTO-VERSE! 💥🚗🚨 GM is playing an epic game of "will they or won't they" with CarPlay and Android Auto, and honestly, I'm about to lose my trying-to-be-a-responsible-adult card... for real! No cap! 😱💣 So, Mary Barra, the queen of GM, recently threw down the gauntlet like she was in a one-on-one with Apple and Google. 🥊👑 “We gon’ kill that CarPlay and Android Auto vibe,” she hinted, aiming for that sweet, sweet software-defined utopia. But just as we were about to pour one out for our Android homies, GM hit us with a classic *bruh moment* 🤦‍♂️! The tea? ☕ Malorie Lucich, GM's PR wizard, popped up and said, “Chill, fam! We ain't doing it all at once. Your Apple treats are safe... for now.” 😏🙌 Gotta love that corporate brain rot! In classic “This is fine” meme fashion, they are transitioning slowly, like a tortoise trying to navigate a NASCAR track. 🐢🏁 Galaxy brained CEOs in the making, I guess! 🤖✨ 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2050, GM will have completely erased all human features from their cars, and you’ll just be sitting in a 12-hour game of Minesweeper while it drives you. Stonks! 💰📈 Share this chaos and let’s see who survives the GM rollercoaster! 😝✨