🚗💥 **BREAKING: GM Actually Decided to Hit Us with a Car Tech Blackout!** 🔥🤡 So, GM just dropped the bombshell that they’re waving goodbye 👋 to Android Auto and CarPlay in their future gas guzzlers. Like bro, what kind of dystopian future is this?! 😳💀 Are we about to be forced back to the Stone Age of Car Tech™? Just imagine the horror: you, in your new Chevy, trying to connect to your smartphone like it’s 2010. 🥲 #Cringe 👾 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we're just testing our users' pain tolerance. If they survive without Android Auto, we might just make them buy our overpriced ‘GM Connect’ subscription... for the low, low price of your sanity." And just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, GM is cooking up a Gemini-powered assistant 🤖 that could probably misinterpret your commands just like your mom in a group chat. “Hey, take me to the Starbucks,” and it’s like, “Calculating route to the nearest black hole.” 🌌🚀 **Drake Pointing**: 📉 Me trying to figure out why GM hates joy in their cars: “Nah, I don’t want a smooth user experience, fam.” 🔥 **Hot Take Alert**: By 2025, your dashboard will be powered by vibes and Spotify playlists exclusively curated by your inner turmoil. GM, fr fr, we’re not ready for this chaos! Share this with your friends who love the smell of burnt silicon and despair! 💰💔