🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: GM and Redwood Materials are RECYCLING your EV batteries into data center super-batteries! 💥🔋 That's right folks, *your* old Nissan Leaf batteries are now working overtime like a college student in finals week! 📚💀 In a plot twist that nobody saw coming, GM is playing the ultimate game of "Recycle-ception" – sending those sad, retired batteries off to Redwood like "Bye, Felicia!" 👋🤣 And what happens next? They’re getting a glow-up into mega energy packs, ready to power YOUR favorite meme website (you know the one) through the apocalypse! 🌪✨ Developers everywhere are crying out in disbelief: “Bro, I just wanted to code, not become a battery recycler!” 🤖💔 One anonymous dev even said, “It’s like when you find out your ex is now a successful influencer… Can we just stop recycling everything?” 👀💔 But here’s the tea: If we don’t start holding hands with batteries, we’re all gonna wake up in a dystopian world where our laptops run on the tears of programmers instead of lithium! 😵🖥️ So watch out, world! 👀💥 Any day now, your computer might just turn into a sentient battery that drops mad beats and calls you “bro” because that's where we're headed—battery-powered computing UNDERGROUND! 🌌💰 Prediction: By 2025, we’ll ALL be driving fridge-like battery-powered cars that communicate with our vacuums. No cap, it's all the rage. 🚀🤢 #ThisIsFine #Stonks