🎉🚨Hold onto your spark plugs, folks! GM’s CEO Mary Barra just dropped a “hot take” on electric vehicles that’s giving us major stonk vibes 📈💰! Forget waiting for that EV revolution like waiting for your WiFi to load at grandma’s house. GM is out here saying, "Yeah, we still totally believe in EVs... just not right now, fam." 😤😩 Imagine them at a race like 🏎️💨: “We’re racing toward an all-electric future… just at the pace of a sloth on a Sunday drive.” 🌳🚗💤 Meanwhile, they’re out here flexing those EV sales like they just discovered the secret to life, but it’s more like 2035 is the new *whenever we feel like it* 🗓️🤷‍♂️. "Look, we tried to keep up with these regulations, but have you seen the charging stations? We’d get better service at a drive-through with a broken intercom," said one unnamed GM developer while looking at a pile of broken EV chargers. “Just keep it vague and pray,” he added while roasting marshmallows over an open-selling EV 😂🔥. In conclusion, brace yourselves, because GM's grand plan for the *all-electric future* might be just as delayed as my last online order 🤦‍♂️. Hot take prediction? By 2035, we’ll all be charging our EVs with solar power generated from *our own tears* as we wait for GM to deliver on their promises. 🌞💧🚀 #ChaoticFuture #ElectricBoogaloo