🚨👀 *BREAKING: Glen Powell Is About to Run Faster than Your Wi-Fi* 🚨💨🏃‍♂️💨 Hold onto your VR headsets, folks! 🤖 The king 🦁 of spine-tingling horror, Stephen King, wrote *The Running Man* like, way back when the world was a literal hot mess like your grandma’s attic. Now, it’s getting a fresh coat of CGI and Glen Powell is ready to run faster than your grandma's gossip! 📅⚡ 2025 is the year we all realize we should’ve taken gym class 💪 (seriously, who needs cardio while scrolling TikTok?). Edgar Wright 👓, the mad genius behind *Shaun of the Dead* and *Baby Driver*, is directing this chaotic marathon. 🏁🔥 And judging by the trailer, it looks like Glen is about to hit those “uncanny valley” moves as he dodges the cringe of the original flick like we dodge our exes at parties. 😅🕺💔 In an exclusive leaky chat 🧛‍♂️, an imaginary developer said: "Yeah, this movie basically has more twists than your aunt's conspiracy theories at Thanksgiving!" 🦃🌀 This is basically *The Hunger Games* but with less cringe and more 💰💰. My hot take? THIS IS GOING TO FLIP REALITY LIKE A PANCAKE. 🍳🥞 The future of cinema is now just watching Glen outrun bad adaptations! **Meme this, share this, and prepare your popcorn for the chaos to come! 🌪️💥**