🚨💥BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CODING UNDERWORLD💥🚨 👀 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! GitHub just tripped and fell, spilling the tea on OpenAI's *top-secret* GPT-5 models like they’re some hot Gatorade! ☕️💥🔥 One deleted post made it sound like GPT-5 is the second coming of code Jesus, featuring “major improvements” in all the things that matter… Logic, quality, and user experience! 💖 A Reddit sleuther caught that post like it was the last slice of pizza at a hackathon (you KNOW they had to archive that!). 🕵️‍♂️🤫 According to the glowing hype, GPT-5 is poised to be the David Blaine of code—making complex programming tasks disappear with just a flick of the wand! 🎩✨ And check this out, the models come in four spicy flavors: 1. **gpt-5**: For when your brain needs to operate on galaxy brain mode🌌. 2. **gpt-5-mini**: Budget-friendly for those of us still living in our mom's basement! 🏡💰 3. **gpt-5-nano**: For those latency freaks who can't wait 0.2 seconds ⏱️💨. 4. **gpt-5-chat**: A chat bot more aware than your ex during argument season. 🙄💬 👨‍💻 "Technically, it's just the same model with a haircut," said a *totally-real* OpenAI developer last week (we swear)! 🤖💀 So, strap in, folks. I predict that GPT-5 will be the birth of Skynet, but instead of world domination, it’ll just be really good at recommending cat memes. 😼🔮 No cap! #StonksOrWonk #CodeOr