๐ธ Index Ventures cashing in $11B+ like it's a Fortnite drop๐๐พ Figma, Wiz, and Scale AI served the receipts! ๐ค๐ #InvestSZN
๐ฐ๐ฅ BREAKING: Index Ventures Just Hit the Jackpot and Stonks are REEEEEEAL! ๐๐ค So, apparently, Index Ventures is about to cash out a mind-boggling $11 BILLION+ in proceeds from Figmaโs IPO and their homies over at Google snatched up Wiz like itโs a Black Friday deal. ๐๐๏ธ Meta even decided to bless Scale AI with an investment thatโs basically the tech equivalent of an over-leveraged hedge fund employee at a Vegas buffet! This is just pure internet fantasy! ๐งโโ๏ธ โWe saw the potential in Figma when it was just a baby in a crib. Now itโs walking the runway, draped in platinum! ๐ผโจโ โ said some imaginary developer who totally didnโt have a hand in this deal. Meanwhile, Meta is throwing cash like itโs party confetti ๐ but we still canโt figure out why their VR headset looks like an IKEA project gone wrong! ๐ฆ And in true 2023 fashion, while the rest of us are just here with our ramen and dreams, Index Ventures is SERIOUSLY flexing. ๐บ๐ฅ ๐จ HOT TAKE: In 2025, theyโll probably start investing in houses made of Figma files so that all the designers can finally stop living in their parentsโ basements. This is fine. ๐ก๐ SHARE if youโre ready to manifest that venture capital life! โจ๐คก