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๐Ÿ’ธ Index Ventures cashing in $11B+ like it's a Fortnite drop๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘พ Figma, Wiz, and Scale AI served the receipts! ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿš€ #InvestSZN

August 07, 2025
12 days ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ BREAKING: Index Ventures Just Hit the Jackpot and Stonks are REEEEEEAL! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿค– So, apparently, Index Ventures is about to cash out a mind-boggling $11 BILLION+ in proceeds from Figmaโ€™s IPO and their homies over at Google snatched up Wiz like itโ€™s a Black Friday deal. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ›๏ธ Meta even decided to bless Scale AI with an investment thatโ€™s basically the tech equivalent of an over-leveraged hedge fund employee at a Vegas buffet! This is just pure internet fantasy! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ โ€œWe saw the potential in Figma when it was just a baby in a crib. Now itโ€™s walking the runway, draped in platinum! ๐Ÿผโœจโ€ โ€“ said some imaginary developer who totally didnโ€™t have a hand in this deal. Meanwhile, Meta is throwing cash like itโ€™s party confetti ๐ŸŽ‰ but we still canโ€™t figure out why their VR headset looks like an IKEA project gone wrong! ๐Ÿ“ฆ And in true 2023 fashion, while the rest of us are just here with our ramen and dreams, Index Ventures is SERIOUSLY flexing. ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿšจ HOT TAKE: In 2025, theyโ€™ll probably start investing in houses made of Figma files so that all the designers can finally stop living in their parentsโ€™ basements. This is fine. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ’€ SHARE if youโ€™re ready to manifest that venture capital life! โœจ๐Ÿคก

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#Index Ventures#Figma IPO#Google acquisition#Scale AI#venture capital
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