🚨🥊 Hold onto your keyboards, programmers! We've got ourselves a wild ride in the world of data breaches, and it's juicier than a TikTok dance challenge! 🍕💥 So, get this: Salesloft just dropped a bomb 💣 saying their Drift app was compromised because SOMEONE forgot to check their GitHub security! 🤦‍♂️ Like, are we even trying here? 🙈🚫 I mean, do we need a "How to Not Get Hacked" guide? Because the last time I checked, GitHub security is not just an optional feature, fam. 🤡💻 Enter the shadowy figures from UNC6395 (sounds like a secret agent group, right? 💀👀). They allegedly had access to the Salesloft GitHub from March to JUNE 2025?! Spoiler alert: we haven't even hit that year yet! 🗓️✨ Or are we just time-traveling now? "Hey, who needs a crystal ball when you can just hack GitHub! 💰🔮" 📈 22 companies are now frantically hitting the "Panic" button as they realize they might be next on the supply chain buffet 🍔💔. I'd say that's a major case of “this is fine" 🔥☕ for the IT crowd. Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, we were just trying to deploy some stonks, not lose our socks!" 🤖💸 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, GitHub will come equipped with an armored vault just to keep contractors from spilling their coffee — #TheFutureIsBright or nah? 🤷‍♂️ Share this absolute shenanigan and keep your GitHub secure, y’all! 🛡️✨