🚨💥BREAKING: GitHub CEO BIDS ADIEU in a plot twist thicker than Anaconda's snake 🐍💀! While the tech world collectively pops popcorn 🍿, we can’t help but wonder… Is this a glow-up or a cringe flop? 🤔👀 In the battle of the century, GitHub's trying to dodge Google and Cursor like Neo in The Matrix: “Dodge this! 💨” But let’s be real, when your biggest competition is basically the internet’s collective caffeine addiction ☕💻, it’s time to hit the existential crisis button 🚨. Leaked dev convo Alert! 🕵️‍♂️: **Dev 1:** “Bro, did you hear GitHub’s CEO is out?” **Dev 2:** “LMAO, this is fine. What’s next, Microsoft unplugs Teams? 😂” Meanwhile, the stonks 📈 are crashing harder than your hope of ever completing that last project! Talk about a major L for Team GitHub! 🥴 Let’s be real, if you're not even the top dog in the coding playground, is it time to trade in your Source Control for a Tide Pod? 😂 🔥🔥FAIR WARNING: I predict a *TRIFECTA of chaos* as they scramble to replace him with either a Twitter bot 🤖 or a sentient AI that has learned all the worst code practices – brace for absolute mayhem! 💥 #NextLevelChaos