🚨 BREAKING: Qlik Connect 2025 just dropped the hottest news since sliced bread! 🍞💥 Your fave data nerds are officially stepping up their game, and this time they’re like “WOMEN, LET’S GO!” 💪💃💻 Picture this: a squad of fierce women taking over the data universe like they’re Thanos with all the Infinity Stones, but instead of wiping out half the universe, they're empowering the entire galaxy! 🌌🚀 “Women Who Qlik” is leading the charge, and their mission? To make data as inclusive as grandma's cookie jar on Thanksgiving! 🍪💖 But don’t get it twisted—this isn’t just some corporate feel-good session. Nah fam, we got stats 🤓 that would make even the meme-lords at r/ProgrammerHumor weep with joy. “We need more diversity in AI,” said a fictitious Qlik developer, sounding like a true dude bro. “Otherwise, our algorithms will be as outdated as my MySpace page!” 💀💯 So what’s the tea? 🌈📈 If you’re still out here thinking all data scientists are just nerds in hoodies, wake up! The future is female, and it's serving data analytics realness! 🔥💁‍♀️ 🔥 PREDICTION TIME: In 10 years, all data will be managed by an AI that identifies as a woman and will aggressively playlist all your Spotify choices while giving you life advice. Cope with that! 🤖🎉