🌪️🚀💀 Buckle up, tech fam, because Gigamon just dropped some *serious* AI heat that could make even Shrek proud! 🐸💚 They just unleashed their “AI Traffic Intelligence” and “Copilot” assistant—because apparently, we need an AI to babysit our cloud security now. 🤡💼 #AICopilotIsSuss So, what’s the tea? ☕️💥 Gigamon’s got your back, helping you keep tabs on that STEAMING pile of hybrid cloud infrastructure while pretending we know what that means. 📈👀 Think of it like a traffic cop for your digital chaos—now, if only they could direct that cringe “hybrid” buzzword traffic to the dump. 💩🚧 In more gripping news: “Yo, we just want to make sure your data doesn’t do the Macarena on the highway to hell!” - Gigamon Dev Team meme page 💀🔥 (totally legit, no cap) And here’s the kicker: brace yourselves because *2025 prediction*—the AI Traffic Intelligence will actually evolve to start charging YOU for driving on the cloud, like a shady toll booth operator. 🚦💸 I can see it now: “Your data exceeded the allowance—pay up or face the wrath of the digital gods!” 💰😈 Stay based and watch your cloud—don’t let it rain data! ☔️🌈