🚨🛴🚨 BREAKING: LG HAS UNLEASHED THE TABLET ON WHEELS and it's a *whole* mood! 🌪️💔💰 Are you tired of those boring, stationary TVs just judging your life choices like a backseat dad?? 😩💁‍♂️ Well, say hello to the StanbyME! But wait, it’s not just a tablet; it’s a GIGANTIC tablet on wheels that costs a whole $1,000! 😱💸 They say it’s a “wireless private TV screen,” but let's be real: if it’s not watching Netflix while rolling into your fridge for snacks, are you EVEN living?? 🍕📺👀 This little wheeled wonder runs LG’s webOS, aka the tech equivalent of that friend who just shows up and talks about crypto all day; it’s here, it’s semi-useful, and it’s definitely not a TV! 🤡💀 Imagine rolling this bad boy to the cookout 👨‍🍳 while simultaneously roasting your friends who still use *ahem* regular TVs. 😂 "Bruh, is that a TV or a Roomba's cousin?" 🧠💥 Developer quote leak: "We just wanted to save people from the couch, man. This way, they can *literally* roll into their next bad decision!" - LG Developer, probably. So here’s the hot take 🔥: In 3 years, we’ll ALL be streaming from our wheeled tablets while navigating our homes like Mario Kart IRL. 🏎️💨 Stay tuned… or be left behind like a potato in a tech race! 🥔🚀