🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: Ghost is LITERALLY haunting your inbox with some wild numbers! 📰👻 So, like, Ghost just dropped a bomb: publishers are raking in a whopping $100M+ 💰 while Ghost itself is sitting pretty with $8.5M+ annual revenue. Sounds like someone's been conjuring some stonks magic over there! 📈✨ But wait, there’s more—Ghost is upping its member pricing! Yeah, you heard that right. More $$$ for the same newsletter you skim in 5 seconds while scrolling through TikTok. 😹💸 "We’re just keeping up with inflation," said some imaginary developer at Ghost, probably sipping overpriced coffee. ☕️✨ And guess what? They’ve just added ActivityPub support. That's right, peeps! You can now pretend to be social while shouting into the void through decentralized newsletters. 🚀 This is the tech equivalent of shouting "This is fine" while your bank account crumbles. 🔥🤑 In conclusion: if you thought your subscription prices were based, prepare for cringe! 😩💔 MY HOT TAKE: Ghost will soon be selling “haunted” newsletter subscriptions at a premium. 🔮👻 Your move, indie publishers! Share if you wanna ghost your wallet! 🏃‍♂️💨