🚨💥 BREAKING: Getty Sends Stonk 🚀 to the MOON with Perplexity Deal! 💰📸 Gather 'round, tech fam, because we've just hit peak cringe with the latest news! Getty Images and that AI startup we all pretend to know (👀 Perplexity) just signed a mega deal that’s juicier than your grandma’s Thanksgiving turkey! 🤤🔥 So what’s the tea? ☕️ Getty just blessed Perplexity with the holy grail of images for their search tools, and BOOM 💥 – GETY stock just skyrocketed 55%! That’s right, folks, stonks go brrrrr! 📈💸 Imagine the boardroom: 👨‍💻 Developer: "So, we just bought every Getty image. 🤔" 👩‍💻 Dev (facepalming): "You mean, we’re making money off pictures while we can barely draw a stick figure?" 😂 This whole situation is like the “This is Fine” dog but with piles of dollar bills. 💵💀 Meanwhile, AI dreams of world domination while getting high on image royalties. 🔥🔥 Hot Take: Get ready for an AI-generated art revolution where your dad's mood painting gets out-meme'd by a neural network! No cap, I'm calling it! Welcome to the technocalypse, folks! 🤖💣 Like, share, and remember to invest in those meme stocks; it’s basically the tech version of roulette! 🎡💸🔥