🎉🌕👻 Alright fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 and dim the lights because Tubi 🔥 is about to make you wish you never watched your mom's 90s horror flicks! This September, it’s time to summon your inner couch potato and get ready for free movie vibes hotter than a five-alarmer! 🚒🔥 ✨ Let’s talk about the classics that are creeping back from the grave like your cousin Dave after a night out. 📅 We’re talking about *I Know What You Did Last Summer* — and let’s be real, if you still haven’t figured out that horror movies are just people making BAD decisions, you’re copin’ harder than a Zoomer on TikTok. 💅💀 And don't sleep on *Friday the 13th*! 🪓 This isn't just a horror flick, it's a certified stonk up your spine as Camp Crystal Lake becomes Camp Crystal Blake: We Hate Campers Edition 🤡. If Jason shows up at your camp, you just know he’s gonna ask, “When’s the last time you updated your antivirus?” 🤖 🎤👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We put these movies on Tubi for free because we believe in emotionally traumatizing our viewers. It builds character!" - Some Meme Lord at Tubi. So go ahead, turn off the lights, grab your friends, and remember: everything is fine, until the killer shows up... and even then, don’t forget to record your reaction for TikTok! 😂👇🔥 **Hot take**: If Tubi doesn’t start dropping their own horror movie in the next month, then we might just have to send Jason after their board! 🎬💰 #TubiPleaseDon’tSeethe 👀💥💀 Will you survive the binge? Only one way to find out!