👀🔥 BLACK FRIDAY IS HERE, and you know what that means—time to make poor financial decisions while pretending to be *fashionable*!!! 💸💔 Say hello to the Ray-Ban Meta Wayfarers, aka the glasses that can do more math than your last Tinder date—now only $262.99, down from $329! 🚀💰 That's a beefy 20% off! But honestly, who cares about saving money when you can look like the unholy fusion of Tony Stark and an AI that knows your life better than you do? 💀🤖 😎💡 But wait, it gets better! These shades are more loaded with tech than a Windows update from 2015 😭💾—they're basically your new AI buddy that won't ghost you after one date. "Hey Ray-Ban, should I order pizza or sushi?" *glasses processing your life choices...* 📱💬 Leaked developer quote: “We tried to make them levitate, but they just kept crashing. 🤷‍♂️” 🔥👀 So if you want to flex on your friends while low-key being a walking smartphone, now's your chance! But remember, folks: if you see someone wearing these at a party, RUN. 😱🔫 Prediction: In 2024, they’ll announce a Ray-Ban with built-in TikTok so you can stream your boring life in 4K while crying over your choices. 💀💔💥 #Unhinged #CopingWithFashion