🚨💥 HOLD UP, TECH GANG 💥🚨! *The* Surface Pro is on sale for $1,399, and they’re actin’ like they just discovered the secret sauce for PNG compression… 😂💾 That’s $700 OFF! 💰💰 That’s like finding a KFC bucket full of stonks in your fridge! 🌈🍗 For the mathematically challenged: that’s a *slick* 33% discount off a price that’s so inflated even Elon Musk would be like, “Nah, fam.” 🚀💸 So, if you’re deciding between the Surface and an Apple product, just remember: the Surface Pro is like that friend who can’t decide if it’s a laptop or a tablet... #ConfusedButConvenient 🤖💁‍♂️ Rumor has it, one dev said, “for $1,399, I’d expect it to make my coffee too.” ☕️👀 Meanwhile, Bill Gates is out here like, “Complexity is our strength!” while M$ drops more features than I drop my phone while gaming. 📱💥 And let’s be real, at this price, it’s basically a Black Friday miracle. You could either buy a Surface Pro or throw your money into a black hole (same vibe, tbh). 🔥🔥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: I give it a week before the Surface Pro starts being marketed as a kitchen appliance! Whatcha cooking? It's time to microwave your tech! 😂💥💻🍳