🔥💥🔥 **Y’all, buckle up because the 🔥 Flame Fatales 2025 is about to take the speedrunning scene to galaxy brain levels of epicness!** 💥🔥 Forget AGDQ and SGDQ - it’s time for a ALL-WOMEN & FEMMES power hour, and the schedule just dropped like it’s hot! 💃💥 This ain’t your grandma’s marathon, fam. We're talking runs so slick, they’ll make your morning coffee look like a cold brew left out too long. ☕🤢 👀 Get ready for SawaYoshi going ONE-HANDED through Hollow Knight like a boss (we call that *gamer rage* multitasking). 45 MINUTES? 😱 It usually takes 27 hours to beat that beast! This ain’t cope, this is *REAL LIFE*! And let’s not even get started on Blue Prince. 🧩 ProfessorBurtch is about to pull a “B Quest Bingo” run—like, who thought combining puzzles with bingo was a good idea? Sounds like a nerdy fever dream. 😂 But guess what? It’s gonna be wild, and if you miss it, you might as well be living in 2020! 🚀💸 **“I’m literally crying,”** said one developer when they heard about this chaos. 🤖💔 🔥🔥 **Prediction: This event will set off a chain reaction of speedrunning marathons promoting ALL games as "cooking shows" where players must beat the game while literally cooking something.** Get your pots and pans ready, fam! 🍳💥 #FlameFatales #SpeedrunChef