🚨💥 HOLD THE PHONE! 🤖👾 LISTEN UP fam, the robot overlords at Tesla just dropped their iOS Robotaxi app for ALL you Apple disciples! 🍎✨ But wait—don’t get too hype just yet. There's a waitlist longer than your uncle’s conspiracy theories at Thanksgiving dinner. 🦃🔍 Step 1: Download the app. Step 2: Join the "I’m super interested but still can’t get a ride" club. Memberships available forever! 🥳💔 They say it’s only taking about 3 hours to get access. Business Insider must've turned into Cyberpunk 2077 just to make that happen. 🤯⚡ And here’s the kicker: This groundbreaking service is only in Austin right now (sorry other states, nerds, this ain't your Texas BBQ!). Expect the Tesla taxis to say “No thanks” and go off-script occasionally, because who doesn't love a car with a personality? 🚗💨💥 Some dude at Tesla (probably) was heard saying, “I mean, it's basically a rollercoaster with a driverless twist. What could go wrong?” 😂🎢 So, what’s next? I predict one day we’ll all switch to robot taxis and forget how to walk, leading to a future where human legs are in high demand for, like, sports or something. 🤪💀 Get ready to live your life on a Roblox-like adventure, and remember kids: WAITLISTS ARE THE NEW BLACK! 🖤🚀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine