🚨 BREAKING: Indian Biz Whiz JV with GoDaddy – Email Edition!🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 🖥️💥 An Indian tech titan, Bhavin Turakhia (who apparently isn’t just a myth), has teamed up with GoDaddy to drop an email service called Titan 🛡️💌 that costs just $2+ a MONTH! That's more than a fancy coffee but less than a Netflix subscription—so basically, it’s the Goldilocks zone for your inbox! 😂☕📧 💀 Meanwhile, GoDaddy, the king of domain names and awkward website builders, is about to slap a price tag on fluffy little AI-powered emails meant to take over the world by whopping 10 MILLION users by 2029. 💰🚀 You know they’re only aiming for mass adoption because “if you can’t beat Gmail, just make ‘em pay!” 🤡 **Leaked Quote from Bhavin:** “Imagine if your emails could respond for you!💭 Like, ‘Sorry I’m busy, please send memes!’” - *literally didn’t say this but I wish he did* 😂 In a world where your email is the new overpriced avocado toast 🥑, who’s actually signing up for this? 10 million folks ⏳ could be sipping that sweet Titan Kool-Aid, but let’s be real – they’re just getting roasted by the Gmail gods! 🔥 **Unhinged Prediction**: By 2029, emails will become sentient and start charging for emotional labor. 💔💸 Any bets? 👀🍿 #TitanEmails #TheFutureIsCringe