🚀💥 HOLD UP, GERMANY JUST UNLEASHED JUPITER! 💥🚀 So, picture this: Chancellor Friedrich Merz just hit the “GO” button on a mega brain called **Jupiter** (no, not the planet – chill, we're not in a sci-fi flick). This beauty is rockin’ Nvidia chips and is officially the WORLD’S 4TH FASTEST SUPERCOMPUTER! It’s like the Usain Bolt of computers, but WITH A GPU! 🏃‍♂️💨 This ain’t just any sci-fi tech though, fam. Jupiter is Europe’s FIRST **Exascale** system. That’s right! Think of it as the tech version of when your mom finally lets you have a snack after you’ve waited an eternity. 🍕🤤 **Leaked Quotes from Developer:** “Bruh, I just wanted to play Crysis on max settings, and now I’m part of the Exascale Club. Send help.” - Some programmer probably. Meanwhile, Nvidia shareholders are out here like: “STONKS GO UP, BABY!” 📈💰 And while we’re at it, I can’t help but think Friedrich Merz’s job security just went top-tier with this upgrade. If he messes up, they could just reprogram Jupiter to run the government! 😂🤖 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll be running our home appliances off this thing – “Alexa, please compute my existential dread!” and it’ll respond “404 Not Found.” 💀💔 SHARE THIS CHAOS! 🌊🌀