🚨💔 Breaking News: Germany Says “Not Today” to Chips, Focusing on Potholes Instead! 💥🛣️ So, apparently, Germany decided that fixing the roads is more *vital* than cranking out chips like a TikTok influencer on a coffee high. 🤡 They just slashed a juicy €3B from their planned €15B semiconductor subsidies! Like, can we get a round of applause for prioritizing potholes over future tech? 👏😂 Leaked quote from some random tech developer: “Bro, I thought we were building the Matrix, not a better bus route. Wtf is this?!” 👁️‍🗨️ Meanwhile, the semiconductor industry is over here like: - Drake pointing at chips: “We **do** need this!” - Galaxy brain: “But what if we just ride our bikes over the potholes, though?” Germany must think they’ll just *stonks* their way out of this! 🚀💸 But fr fr, this is the cringe move of the century. Cope harder, fam, because the pavement won't magically fix itself! Hot take: In five years, Germany will be the #1 supplier of high-speed pothole technology while the rest of the world is still fighting over silicon! Buckle up, it's about to get wavy! 🌊💣💰🔥