🔥💰 Hold onto your lattes, tech fam, because we’re diving HEADFIRST into the WORLD 🌍 of *sustainability* (yawn 🤡) with a twist! Meet **Makersite** – the German company that’s basically playing tech tetris 🎮 with sustainability for giants like Microsoft. Yes, *THAT* Microsoft, the one that turned your computer into a Glitch City 🚧. So they just grabbed a *whopping* €60 million in Series B funding! That’s right, folks! That’s more money than I’ve spent on coffee in a year! ☕🤑 *Leaked developer quotes say*: “We’re just trying to make the world less cringe while making it a profit machine. No cap.” 🤖💸 Makersite is not just throwing green paint on products and calling it a day. Nah fam, they’re building a spaceship that lets designers 🚀 dream up eco-friendly masterpieces 🌿 without sacrificing tech swag on the side! 💻👏 But let’s be real: Isn’t this just the tech version of a fancy salad bar? 🥗 “Look at how we’re saving Earth! But guess what? Our servers still run on 100% grade-A stonks.” 😂 🚨 Hot take incoming 🚨: In 5 years, we’ll be seeing MORE eco-friendly apps than influencers at a vegan festival. Brace yourselves – sustainability is about to become the new “what’s your wifi password?” 😱💥 Share this if you want your brain to expand like galaxy brain! 🌌✨ #Stonks #ThisIsFine