🚨🔥🚨 **ALERT: GERMS ARE TAKING OVER BLUESKY!!** 🚨🔥🚨 Ayo fam, gather ‘round 'cause we’ve got some spicy tea! 🥵💬 Forget the salad 🍀—the "Germ" app just rolled into Bluesky like it owns the place, and it's bringing END-TO-END ENCRYPTION! 🤖🔒 *Call the Stonks guy because this meme is about to go to Pluto.* 🚀💰 **BREAKING: Leaked Developer Quote**: “We were brainstorming over pizza when we realized everyone deserves their DM’s to be as secretive as my bank account after buying NFTs. 💸💔” 😩💀 TechCrunch sat down with these Innovators™ and they’re basically all, “We thought we’d save your cringy DMs from the prying eyes of the internet.” Like, no cap, fr fr, that’s a vibe. But is it just me, or does that sound like the world’s dorkiest superhero origin story? 🚫🦸‍♂️🔥 So, what's the deal? Can we finally send those "I miss you" texts without our exes pulling a "This is fine" dog meme? 😂👇 Well, if it works, then maybe Bluesky won’t be a ghost town anymore. 🤷‍♂️🚪 ✪ UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: Next, Germ will launch a dating app where encryption means you can't screenshot your soulmate! *Get ready for a wave of confused emojis and regret!!!* 🤪💔🔥