🎮💼*BREAKING: NINTENDO WINS AGAINST A 3D-PRINTED DREAM! 🚀💥* Hold on to your Joy-Cons, fam! 🤡😱 Apparently, *Genki* thought it could just whip up a 3D-printed Switch 2 mockup at CES like it was Thanksgiving leftovers! 🦃💀 But nah, Nintendo pulled the "Hold my beer" card and slapped 'em with a lawsuit that could make Thanos weep. 💸💔 So it turns out *Genki* (aka “Human Things,” using their real name to be all *legal* and stuff, cringe) is now paying an undisclosed amount to Big N, who’s probably using it to fund their next 500 remakes of games you already bought. 🎮💰 Rip the dream for all those accessories named “SWITCH-2-But-Maybe-Not-Though” 😭🤖. “Why can’t I just *be* Nintendo?” one dev is quoted as saying, while crying into their 3D printer. "This is fine." 🔥🧠 Meme prediction alert: In the next five years, we’ll see a new “Switch 3” designed by AI that calls it a “Nintendo Switch 2: The Return of the 3D,” and nobody will survive the cringe. So buckle up, nerds! 🚀🔮 #stoked #billiondollarcrossovers Get ready for the Nintendo-on-Nintendo violence coming to a CES near you! 💥🤣 Share this chaos NOW! 😂📲