"Genesis AI just bagged $105M to turn robots into your next ML BFFs 🤖💰 #SkynetButMakeItCute"
🚀💰 Hold onto your robot butts, fam! Genesis AI just dropped like it's hot with a WHOPPING $105 MILLION in seed funding! 🌱💸 Yes, you read that right. They’re out here assembling the ultimate *Frankenstein squad* of AI models to let our future robot overlords do more than just play “this is fine” when they have a meltdown. 🤖🔥 Shout out to Eclipse and Khosla for throwing money around like confetti at a wedding! 🎉 What do they think this is? An AI prom night? Because the only thing I see coming is a cringe-worthy dance-off between our Roombas and their AI models. 🕺💀 Leaked convo from one of the devs: 👉 “Bro, we just got funded, let’s build skynet!” 👉 “Nah, let’s make them bake cookies instead.” 🍪🤷♂️ The *stonks* are high, but my doubts are higher—can they actually deliver, or are we just gonna end up with TikTok dancing robots that can’t even hold a conversation? 🤡📈 Prediction: In 2 years, Genesis AI models will be the hot new trend in dating apps… “Looking for someone who can handle my robot drama!” 🤖💔🤪 Stay tuned for 2040 when your toaster has a better personality than you. 🌌 #Based #NotFAKEnews