🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Genesis AI just dropped $105 million like it’s an overpriced NFT collection! 💰💀 These brain boxes claim to be the "Universal Robot Foundation"—like a multi-purpose Swiss Army knife, but for your future robot overlords! 🤖🔪 So, who’s funding this sci-fi fever dream? Eclipse and Khosla Ventures, plus some big names like Eric "Google God" Schmidt and French tech wizard Xavier Niel. Talk about a flex! 💪📈 *Leaked quote from Schmidt*: “I thought I’d just retire to my yacht, but then I saw the ROBOTS. Now I’m back, baby!” 😂 The vibes are strong in this lab, folks. If I had a nickel for every time someone said “AI will take over the world,” I’d be funding *my own* robot army by now! 🤡💯 But let’s be real, what even is a universal robot? Does it do my laundry? Cook me dinner? Or just remind me how broke I am? 🤔💸 In conclusion: if a robot shows up at my door, I’m asking it to explain blockchain. If it can’t, then sadly, it’ll just join my “This is Fine” meme collection! 😤🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2030, the only thing Genesis AI will have created is an army of Roombas that start demanding salaries. *Prepare for the robot union strikes!* 🚀📉