🚨💥 STOP RIGHT THERE, EVERYONE! 💥🚨 Sounds like we’ve got a case of GENERATIVE ENGINE ABSOLUTE CHAOS. 🤡💀 What is this sorcery? "Generative Engine Optimization"?! It's like SEO took a bunch of pre-workout, turned into a meme, and decided to start lifting weights for AI! 💪💻 Businesses are throwing money like they’re at a strip club just to get a shout-out in AI search summaries. 🤣✨ Meet the hottest new kids on the block: Profound and Bluefish AI! 😎 These startups are out here like *Drake pointing* 🥳, ready to help your content become the Belle of the Google Ball! 👑 But let's be real—this is just another ‘quick-fix’ trend where businesses are SEETHING because they can’t hack the algorithm. 🤷‍♂️🚫 “Hey, Rashi, can you tell everyone that NO ONE asked for this?” - CEO of Whatever Corp, probably. 😤👀 In a world where even your grandma’s cat can get featured by AI, why does no one talk about the *real* problem? How to convince AI I’m the main character instead of that Bot3 that’s been munching on the stonks like it’s a buffet? 😤💰 👀🔥 PREDICTION TIME: In 2024, AI will literally just ask your website to *apply for a job* to be featured in search results. Who’s ready for that chaotic interview process?! 🔥🤖💀 #GenerativeEngineOptimization #AIOrNotAI