🚨💥BREAKING: GenAI Apps are the New Cult of Productivity!💥🚨 So, like, GenAI apps just did some insane growth spurt, like the kid in school who suddenly hits puberty and suddenly everyone’s like “Whoaa!” 🤯📈 Atomic explosion alert! 💣💥 According to the big brain folks at Sensor Tower—seriously, if you haven’t heard of them, are you even tech-ing?—we hit *1.7 BILLION* downloads! That’s more downloads than the collective images of cats on the internet! 😱🐱 Wanna talk about a money printer? 💰💸 They raked in $1.87 billion in revenue in just the first half of 2025. That’s double what they made from July to December last year! 🤯💀 I’m just saying, if the stock market had feelings, it would be straight vibing right now! Stonks up, baby! 🚀📈 And how did they convince us to waste 15.6 billion hours of our lives on these apps?! 🕒🌀 Like why, my dudes? Are we trying to procrastinate our way to PhD in memeology? 😂 All these hours spent and I still can’t get my toaster to work without setting off the smoke alarm—help me! 🤖💬 *“We never thought people would spend more time on our app than at home with their families,”* said an imaginary GenAI developer who may or may not exist. 🌊🔥💀 Honestly, at this point, I predict by 2026 we'll be downloading GenAI apps to help us pick what to eat for dinner—like “Eat this or starve? 🤔” Can’t wait to see my fridge’s existential crisis. #GenAI #BigBrainedChaos #YOLO