🚨🔥 Hold onto your heart emojis, fam! The *Sex Recession* is hitting Gen Z like a bad WiFi connection! 📉💔 Is anyone else feeling the cringe? 🤡💀 Let’s break it down before it breaks us! So, ya girl Carter Sherman decided to dive deep and interview 100+ kids who are apparently “very horny” but also living in a bubble like it's the *Last Airbender*! 🌍🔮 And guess what? They’re too busy scrolling through TikTok and worrying if their crush will ghost them to actually make any moves. 📱👻 💡 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we had to make a patch update for young adult social skills. It’s just one long ‘this is fine’ meme but with less hot dates and more anxiety! 😂✨” The results? Isolation, self-consciousness, and a sprinkle of fear—like a five-star recipe for disaster! 🧑‍🍳🍽️ Baby, it’s a whole mood. Drake meme time: **Drake pointing** at “getting it on” vs. **Drake saying no** to “living like it’s 2003.” Let’s face it: Gen Z isn’t just *feeling* the heat; they’re just vibing in the friend zone. And I’m calling it now: FUTURE COUPLES WILL RESORT TO AIM CHAT FOR DATES! 🖥️💌 #BasedLiving or #EpicFail? You decide! 🚀🔮