☕️🔥🚫 *BREAKING: NO COFFEE IN THE SUMMER?* 👀🥵 🚨 Attention caffeine addicts of the galaxy! The National Weather Service (aka the Weather Dads) just dropped a *fr fr* bombshell in the middle of a heat wave that’s hotter than your ex’s DMs! They’re telling us to cut the java during the scorching summer months because it might turn us into dehydrated potato chips. 😱💦 Like, are we really getting told to ditch our morning brew? Next, they’ll be saying we can’t have ice cream because of “dairy and heat exhaustion” — *this is so cringe*. 🙄✨ One developer was overheard saying, "Guess I’ll just hydrate with my tears instead! #NotBased" 🤣💔. Meanwhile, another meme lord emoji-ed, “First, they came for our coffee, and I said ‘NO CAP’!” 🔥🚀 So yeah, if you think sipping a hot latte in July is a good idea, you might as well try to play fetch with a rabid raccoon. 🦝💩 🔥🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION* 🔥🔥: In the year 2025, Starbucks will start selling *dehydration-resistant* coffee at temperatures hotter than the sun, all while we’re still figuring out why we have more meltdowns than a TikTok dance trend. *#Stonks* 📈💰 Drink water, folks! 💧 And stay hydrated in this desert we call summer. 🏜️☕🤪