🎉 Watched the Google launch and I’m like “bro, did we ask for another AI overlord in our homes?” 🤖💀 Introducing the Gemini for Home series: the tech equivalent of getting socks for Christmas…but, like, fancy LEAKED socks that can see into your soul. AND those new Nest cameras? Great! Now your home can be under 24/7 surveillance like we're living in some dystopian reality show! 📸👀 🔊 “Hey Google, what’s my purpose?” - “To help me sell ads.” - “Oh, cool, guess I’ll just keep talking to my imaginary friends then.” 🙃 And what's this AI 'Home Speaker'? You bet it’s gonna listen to your deepest, darkest secrets and then recommend you *more* kitchen gadgets you don’t need. “Hey, you bought an avocado slicer? You NEED the avocado poacher!” 🥑🤑 Honestly, the only thing this launches is my dread for an AI-driven life where even my toaster is fuller of aspirations than I am. 🚀💔 Hot Take: Next up, Google will release a fridge that judges your snack choices. "Oh, you're eating nachos at 2 AM? I see you’re trying to cope, I guess." 😩 Stonks? More like *yikes*. 🤡💥 Share this if you too feel like throwing your Google home into a black hole! 🌌🕳️