🚨🚨🎓 BREAKING NEWS: 🚨🚨 The Gemini app is dropping some fire features like they're trying to steal your attention span faster than TikTok can serve up cat videos! 🐱💥 Get ready for *Guided Learning Mode*, where an AI will help you pretend you understand your homework while you binge-watch Netflix. 🧠💻 “What do you mean I’m not acing calculus because I was too busy memeing?” - probably every student ever, fr fr. But wait, there’s more! 🎉 Google is bringing back *AI Pro for free* for all you college kiddos trying to avoid debt like it’s the plague. 🤑💀 It’s like finding a rare Pokémon but instead, it’s just algorithms trying to make you look smart. Here’s a leaked convo I overheard in the cafeteria: 👨‍💻 Developer #1: "Yo, should we make the Guided Learning fun?" 👨‍💻 Developer #2: "Nah, let’s just add more graphs. Kids love graphs, right? 🧮✨" Now, I’m predicting that by 2025, we’ll all have virtual study buddies who are just super advanced chatbots that roast you harder than your friends! 🤖💣💥 So get ready for college to become a surreal, meme-filled dystopia where your AI is just as confused as you are! #ThisIsFine 😂🔥🌌