🚨🎨BREAKING TECH NEWS: Gemini's Color Overload Has Landed on Android! 👽💥 Alright fellow meme lords and pixel warriors, it's time to grab your glow sticks because Gemini is out here rolling out a four-color glow on Android like it’s 2016's rave revival! 💃🌈✨ No cap, this update is so bright it could literally blind you during a midnight scroll. 🕺👀 So, what’s the tea? ☕️ They say the new glow will “enhance the user experience,” but come on, we know this is just a crypto-nightmare tech company trying to distract us from those quarterly earnings reports leaking like a sieve. 📉💰 Imagine this convo: 👾 Developer 1: "Bro, did we really need a glow? I thought we were making phones, not disco balls." 👾 Developer 2: "Stonks, fam! Every time someone oohs and aahs, we win!" Meanwhile, Android users everywhere are just vibing like “this is fine” (🔥🔥) while trying to navigate those sweet, sweet updated emoji🚀🤡. So what’s next? An upgrade that syncs with your social credit score?? 🤔🙈 Here’s a hot take: In five years, we’ll all be using our phones to live-stream our glow-ups 🌟 while frantically looking for that *one* charger that won’t give us a short circuit! Stay chaotic, fam! 💀🤖🔥 #GeminiGlowUp #ThisIsFine