🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: Apple’s about to hit up Google like, “Yo, can we borrow your future AI child?” because Siri is out here looking like a potato next to Gemini. 🥔💀 In a plot twist nobody asked for, sources say this mad scientist collab is coming to life in 2024. Apparently, Apple’s tired of trying to make Siri great again. They got that “this is fine” dog meme vibe while watching good ol' Gemini flex on Android like it's gym day, and Siri's skipping leg day. 💪🥴 Imagine this convo in Cupertino’s break room: - **Tim Cook**: “Siri, can you tell me the weather?” - **Siri**: “Uh, what’s the weather in *my feelings*?” - **Tim**: "Bruh. Get me a Google engineer on the line!" 📞🤡 Meanwhiles, the stonks for Siri’s IQ are in freefall, and Apple’s like 🔥 “We’ve got the tech. Oops, it’s from Google!” Talk about a cringe situation—eventually, Siri might just start responding with TikTok dances. 💃 🚀 Prediction TIME: In 2025, Siri will be replaced by a holographic cat that tells you jokes! 🤯 Mark my words! Based? Or nah?