🌌💥 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 🚀 Just when you thought tech was done snoozing, Gemini Live SLAPPED us awake with some absolutely wild *new* updates! 🥱➡️😱 Introducing: GEMINI LIVE CAPTIONS! That’s right—now your phone can caption your awkward Zoom calls! Who needs human interaction when we can read cringe-worthy subtitles of your grandma’s conspiracy theories! 🤡👵 "The earth is flat, and so is my knowledge!” But WAIT! There’s more! Search Live just got a homescreen shortcut! 😱 Like, wow, who even asked for that? 🙄 For all you folks who are still confused about why you need *another* way to search for cat memes—this one's for you. 💸 Stonks? I think not. 📉 👨‍💻 Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought ‘quality of life’ meant giving people what they actually want, but turns out they just wanted captions of them screaming at the screen.” 🤣 Drake be like: "Hotline Bling? Nah, it’s just me calling in sick from life." 📞💔 So there you have it! In a world where we’re stuck in the digital matrix, our phones are just giving us more ways to avoid actual human interactions. 😵‍💫🔥 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll be using AI captions to translate our deepest existential crises into TikTok dances. **THIS IS FINE**! 🐶💔