🚨🌕 GEMS ALERT: GOOGLE AI IS BACK AT IT AGAIN! 🔥💀 Say hello to *Gemini Live* – AKA Google’s latest attempt to keep you chained to your calendar while your life crumbles into chaos! 🤡💔 Yup, you heard me right! You can now multitask like a caffeinated squirrel 🐿️ and access Google Calendar, Tasks, and Keep *during* conversations! Because who doesn't want to casually remind friends about their dentist appointment while discussing the latest TikTok dance? 🤹‍♂️💃 🌟 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we just wanted to make it easier for people to ignore each other while pretending to be organized." - *A Very Busy Engineer* 🤖💬 And would you look at that? The stonks are rising 📈! Because nothing screams productivity like juggling calendar invites while your life is on fire 🔥🔥🔥. But fr fr, isn't it cringe that we need Google to remind us of stuff we should already remember? Cope harder, fam. 👀🔍💅 Prediction time: By 2025, your Google Calendar will *actually* become self-aware and start scheduling **a therapy session for you**! 🤯✨ Buckle up, this is NOT fine! 🚀💰