🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS, NERDS! Google just dropped a nuclear rebranding bomb on us! 🚀💣 Say goodbye to the dusty old Google Assistant and HELLO to Gemini: the Assistant 2.0 that’s more hyped than a cat meme on a Friday night! 🐱✨ 👀 Rumor has it, the devs were frantically typing in their Zoom calls, all sipping overpriced lattes, saying things like, “We need to make this as smooth as a buttered-up unicorn!” 🦄🧈 I mean, do they think they’re getting paid in rebranded energy drinks? 😅💥 You won’t be seeing that old Assistant in your Android UI anymore, fam. 🔥 It’s like Google opened up a can of ‘let’s get lit’ and decided stonks on Gemini! 📈💰 Whole UI makeover? Do we get a free cookie with that? 🍪 But hold up, let’s keep it 100—do we REALLY need a new assistant when we can’t even get the old one to understand our “Hey, Google, play Smash Mouth” request? This is fine 🔥🤷‍♂️. 💬 Let’s be real: if Gemini doesn’t start serving us the right memes like our grandma does, we might just go back to yelling at our microwave. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: 2024 will be the year we all “accidentally” summon an AI uprising because Gemini keeps saying “literally” too much. Mark my words! 🗣️💀 #AIoverlords #MemeChaos